How To Stuff A Sock In Your Underwear To Make It Look Like You Have A Bigger Penis

Hey, I’m Billy “Blackjack.” Sometimes a man reaches a crossroads in his life where he might think it is a good idea to stack the penis deck of cards in his favor. He thinks that if he can add some fluff to his tackle, perhaps by stuffing something in his pants, he will trick the girls into thinking he has the goods.

If you have done this before, are still doing it, or are thinking of doing it, let me help you with some top tips. There are some things you want to do and, of course, some things you don’t want to do. Let me tell you about them:

You need to get rid of loose fitting boxers or underwear. This is because you do not want your “enhancement” device to go loose and travel down your leg. Tight and cozy is the way you want your underwear. You have to wear “Y-Fronts” this is the kind of close fitting underwear that has a “Y” upside down in front of them.

Next, a sock is the best device. But not just any kind of sock. Get a sock that is 100% cotton. Stay away from synthetic stuff and blended fabrics. Don’t use a wool sock! These can get cracked and itchy and will drive you crazier than the “crabs.” The sock must be of THICK material. No thin socks.

You will also need a pretty tight pair of pants. If you wear pants too loose, the outline of your “device” will not be easy to find. Of course, you’ll also need to wear your shirt tucked into your pants. If that’s not your style, then get a shirt that won’t cover your groin area.

Get a Medium or Large sock and start in the Closed Head and start rolling it on itself. It should start to look like a small donut. Do this to only a third or half of the sock. Then pull the loose (uncontrolled) and Open End back over the rest of the sock (toe area).

This should make it firm enough that the roller coaster will not become loose and / or uncontrolled. You can try anchoring it (to prevent slipping on it) with some rubber bands (around the sock shaft, not the toe area), but these can get trapped in your pubic hair and be quite painful.

Now you should have something that doesn’t look much like a penis. Yes, this is what we want. The last thing you want is something inflated from your trousers that looks like an erection! You will become the laughing stock of the party.

Insert the donut piece from the sock next to your penis on one side (not on the area of ​​the penis!). Its center should be in the region between your penis and testicles. Then, take the portion of a sock that is a non-donut part, and extend it downward, at a 45 degree angle out of the same side / bottom of your underwear. This part will rest between your inner thigh and pelvis.

It’s that simple and it’s quick and easy. It will be anchored with the underwear, so it will not move around. If it moves too much, then a more cozy pair of substrates may be needed. All you have to do is wear your tight jeans and you’re ready to go.

Some men may want to use tape or make a Velcro attachment for your sock. Don’t do this. Tape and hard plastic like this can rub against your skin and cause irritation and rash. You especially don’t want to use tape if you have a lot of hair in this region.

When you’re done, look at yourself in the mirror and see what it looks like. If it seems weird or cracked, then move it around until it gives you the best presentation.

That’s all there is to it.

Of course, when a man is all talk and no action, as in this case, then the women will be very disappointed in you when they find out the truth. One way to get a more alive and real penis is by using penile exercises. Iron Man Penis is the book I recommend for men who want to be able to talk the talk AND walk the walk, without a sock.

Billy “Blackjack” Carson

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